nikkislipp

colour + fibre + thrift


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Variously attributed, but funny

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Is there life before death?

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

There is no They, Only Us.

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I’ll be at the airport.

One hundred thousand lemmings can’t be wrong.

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.